No, this isn't as tedious as the title sounds. In fact, I loved this! Wish I'd come up with it myself. Look at this poem:
Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
That's just how it starts. Gets much harder and much more fun after this. As the site says, "After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud."
click: English Pronunciation
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